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I’m trying this new thing to where I’m not super prudish. I don’t mind if you are, I’m just at a point where I’m over all that. It didn’t amount to anything, and I missed out on a lot of laughs. And orgasms. 😒
My first orgasm was not until I was about 26 years old. I kid you not, I thought an orgasm was mostly pretending like you felt good when something was plunging in and out of your nether regions — which, I either feel nothing or immense pain, depending on the positioning of my cervix. 🤦♀️ I did discover the wonders of the clit, and my life changed 🤩 — and I also realized how gay I was, because the feels I got watching Katherine Moennig fuck women on The L Word originated in that vicinity. 🤭🔥
A woman I met through a dating turned me on to not herself, but sex toys simulating oral. 😍
I’m no pro at choosing toys yet. I have two favorites — they’re the same. So I did my best to choose one for review!
The Bestvibe Beinlove Tongue Rabbit was adorable. It is adorable, with the bunny having a lil’ bow on it! It had a tongue, and it was not a toy meant to insert itself into me, so…that was a plus.
(Like, yeah, I’m a femme, but I don’t do penetration. I would wear the strapon. 😏)
So the sex bunny. 🐰🐇 I nickname all my vibrators (doesn’t everyone??), and the Bestvibe Beinlove Tongue Rabbit’s name is vunny, but I say it like “Bunny”. (It can’t be Bunny, spelled Bunny, because I already have a cottagecore decorational bunny named Bunny, since my childhood.)
The package itself was large — think subscription box- or book-sized large. 😬😳 ‘Twas a little unsettling and disturbing, especially since I’d presumed the shop photos were just zoomed in versions.
I don’t actually have any clue how to navigate sex toy websites; I’ve ordered mine from Amazon because of the discreet packaging (although that can get awkward if you have to return it by way of taking it to a store to repackage it because you live in the middle of nowhere). 😳
There are two suction things that…I don’t quite know how they’re supposed to work. They’re flimsy and rubbery like jelly — I wasn’t a fan. I tried using them as per the instructions before I just…did my own thing. ✨
In terms of oral simulation, the Tongue Rabbit does the job well. Moving it too close to my clit causes the tongue motion to stagger. I found it works best when it’s sort of cradled between my legs, held just in the right spot. It’s not perfect, but it is somewhat hands-free if I want it to be. 🤷♀️
The noise level is where I have issues. 😬 It’s really loud. Apartments aren’t all that soundproof. I tend to put SleepSounds.io on my Echo Dot to drown out the noise of all the buzzing, but I’m sure it still manages to leak through the window because I hear most everything through that window and don’t know why they wouldn’t possibly hear me. Or my toys. Covers help to muffle the sound, but it’s definitely not a perfect fix. 😔
I don’t use this often — thrice is all thus far. It’s cute, but it’s also a little creepy and terrifying — the size, the looks, the behavior. It’s not waterproof, and…I’ve killed a waterproof toy before, so I’m not sure how long this will last me since it’s, you know, not waterproof. (I didn’t kill it with water.) There was an odd smell to the suction cups upon opening the package that went away after I cleaned them.
Overall, it’s a 50/50 for me. The Bestvibe Beinlove Tongue Rabbit alone doesn’t get me off; it’s not stimulating enough, can’t get close enough. 😤 It’s great for those times when, because you’re a single lesbian, you need the oral feel in your life because every single woman you see out and about who looks just a lil’ gay gives you feels during a global pandemic if you don’t ✨handle it✨. Like, it’s good for that. It’s a ✨niche✨ feel. That’s why it’s either/or for me.
Choosing toys based on cuteness is not the best route — I should fully read the instructions and consider the size! 🤦♀️ However, vunny does her best, and I actually like it even if it is loud. 💁♀️ It’s a good supplementary choice/route for a particular niche feel, especially as someone who experiences sensory overload and cannot always handle higher intensities.
P.S. It’s rechargable. I don’t do battery-operated vibes, because it’s inconvenient.
How do you feel about weird sex toys? Sex toys in general? Hmm, hmm? 😏 Drop a vibe in the comments. 😜